By Rob Cleaver

January rattles by as quickly as a power nap through an Adam Sandler movie, and before long the textbooks are permanently open and dipped into with increasing frequency. Eventually the library doors beckon and the clock hands spin...

By Deborah Harry

1) Dubstep Cures Cancer

A meta-analysis of fourteen Ministry of Sound compilation CDs has shown a vast improvement when listened to by patients with cancer. Over a period of six treatment days, the revolutionary dubstep treatment...

Written by Rob Cleaver

Weve all seen comedians skirt around jokes about illness, tentatively pressing their toes against the line before recoiling back to the safety of Michael McIntyres malleable face and useless impressions of nothing in...

Written by Rob Cleaver

Everyone has something they use to signify the home stretch on a long journey back at the end of an even longer day, or at least in my head they do. I look at people and decide they use Sainsburys Local as the final step on...